OK, THIS is the official report on last Wednesday's race.

The previous report was certainly colourful enough but was certainly a " before the mast" point of view, even allowing it came from someone well behind the mast. Maybe a little too much focus on Circe crew wardrobe selection, hugging, and food opportunities.

And certainly the Skipper's insufficient nutmegs did not need to be broadcast to the world. Now let's talk about the race.